Johnny's having a drink at the bar to which he has become a regular at because his wife has almost stopped having sex with him and she gets mad when he masturbates. He complains to the bartender that he can only get some on the holidays now. August who is sitting nearby couldn't help hearing about Johnny's problem, she just avoided getting married to her boyfriend who she caught cheating on her. August offers Johnny a solution to his problem but, he couldn't dare cheat on his wife because he's too faithful. Well, those holidays just don't come soon enough! The bartender tells Johnny to watch the bar and don't let anyone steal anything while he checks his inventory. The man never said he couldn't fuck in it.